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February 22nd, 2009



 
Yes, we know that times are tough, but your wardrobe doesn't have to show it.
Start diggin' in your closets.....
FREE CLOTHES!!!! LIVE SILKSCREENING!!!
Come out to Homeygrown's Biannual Clothing Exchange, SWAP! NOT SHOP!
Next Saturday, 2/28 from 4-9pm at Soundwave Studios in West Oakland.
 

May 28th, 2005

i wish i was here

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wow!! just look at that....too bad it's only a picture for me.

April 24th, 2004

worthy

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what a nice beautiful day today. not too hot, just niceeeee. i washed the car and cleaned the inside. finally, after so long. i feel i owe it to her, you know, she's brought me places. sometimes, when i look at her, i see my own reflection:

 

yes, i know, she's a guzzler, but i do enjoy her roominess. i would love to have someone more efficient, but as of now, she's all i can have.

 

 

 

 

-yo, don't fuck with me, biatch!

on another note, i conducted a spell check on an email i sent on aol (it was important) and it suggested my last name be replaced with


UNWORTHY


whatever.

 

November 23rd, 2003

evol ution

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       so my current obsession as led me to discover a sign. unsure of which direction the sign will lead me, i will proceed with caution. afterall, the significance of the sign is two-fold, although at the moment, i prefer the reverse. evol. i want to see different. i am evolutionary.

future notes: corn flakes, vibe releasin, fortune tellin, chapter closed, target hunter, delicious attempt, no regret






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September 15th, 2003

321 blast off

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house parties usually never survive, especially in nice neighborhoods. well a bayfarm house party till 1:40 am is a pretty strong survivor. too bad folks are gay, or chicken, or just not cool enough. don't matter though, this rocket ship already blasted off. 321. i hate murphy. why can't he just stay the fuck out my life for just a minute, you know? damn murphy, let me live one.

i'd rather sleep alone. wait, it depends on who you are, cuz i might just want to have my legs wrapped around you. it's like, i get the feeling, but wrong vibe. just give me the vibe and we'd both be smiley. that's why, murphy is gonna get busted, because my muscles don't know the smile reflex. that murphy, he sips that haterade with no chaser. and he got lost in haterville.

September 4th, 2003

i'm happy to be here

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i almost got into a car accident. i handled the situation. i figured out a sign. am i supposed to?

August 27th, 2003

       For years I have always wanted to see The Roots live, mainly because they are a band that needs to be seen live. So when i heard that they were going to be touring with the Sprite Liquid Mix Tour, i hopped on getting a $10 ticket (you can't beat that with a bat! Thanks Lei!)...even though it was pretty massive, The Roots still rocked the hell out of it. by the time n.e.r.d. came on, i was tired. i'm such an old fart.
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<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.zetnom.homestead.com/files/leidron.jpg"<BR><BR>Lei and Weidron, and a bottle of rasberry bacardi that lei was taking to the head. i mixed mine with minute maid orange. because i'm a wimp like that. i did end up buying a $7 beer after waiting in a neverending line with jonathan. there was a special 21 and over area closed off where you have to sit and mingle with others while finishing your beer. what ever happened to the good ole days when you could actually sip a brew while watching a good show?
<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.zetnom.homestead.com/files/scion.jpg"<BR><BR>If i had a dope car like this, i would paint all over that shit too. they put plasic over that though, so it was all just temporary.
<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.zetnom.homestead.com/files/dopeshoes.jpg"<BR><BR>this shoe gallery thing was ultra freshhhh.
<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.zetnom.homestead.com/files/shoe1.jpg"<BR><BR>is that ice cube?
<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.zetnom.homestead.com/files/shoegraf.jpg"<BR><BR>i need that. now.
<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.zetnom.homestead.com/files/shoenes.jpg"<BR><BR>i proclaim this to be the dopest shoe ever. period. frick, i hate video games but i love me some NES.

<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.zetnom.homestead.com/files/spriteball.jpg"<BR><BR>i shot a little hoop for the hell of it. the girls lost, even though i made half a point. the other girls didn't go by my plan, which was just to keep shooting half pointers.
<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.zetnom.homestead.com/files/pharellboys.jpg"<BR><BR>i wanted to play a game that day, called "Count the Trucker Hats" but i just remembered that i can't count past 2 million.
<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.zetnom.homestead.com/files/ripclothes.jpg"<BR><BR>Lei's friend Heather was hot. so we ripped off her clothes and stripped her down to a sarong right in the middle of everything. oh yeah, that's how we do thangs.
<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.zetnom.homestead.com/files/spritechicks.jpg"<BR><BR>Kim, Heather, and Lei.
<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.zetnom.homestead.com/files/badass.jpg"<BR><BR>Kim's delicious bad ass. she wins a prize for correctly guessing my ethnicity.
<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.zetnom.homestead.com/files/chicas.jpg"<BR><BR>chillin chicas.
<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.zetnom.homestead.com/files/rootsgroup.jpg"<BR><BR>after the roots set, lei spotted the talib and the keyboardist. i personally gave him some propage for some dope shit he did, like do a few covers to hype the crowd up. ?uestlove did a drum duo that i have footage of and that shit was SICK.
<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.zetnom.homestead.com/files/digits.jpg"<BR><BR>a digit exchange. oh no.
<BR> <IMG SRC="http://www.zetnom.homestead.com/files/groupielei.jpg"<BR><BR>lei shoulda started singing. then she would turn famous. and live happily ever after.<BR><BR>

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August 13th, 2003

infestation

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he lays face down on the cement. something inside of me wants to help him, despite all the havoc he caused in my life. he looks so alone, so helpless, much like how i looked when he left me. i advance towards him, not quite sure of what condition i'll find him in. i try to flip him over, which turns out to be more difficult than i thought it would be. finally, i flip him, but instead of gently laying him down on the cement, i drop him. thud. his whole left side of his face is infested. orange and yellow worms crawl on the surface of his face. his eyes remain open, his mouth in a half smirk, as if he finds it humorous that i found him like that. i can't look at him any longer. he is ugly. his face is no longer his. and i remember that i hate him.

August 9th, 2003

Reincarnation

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       If i were to pass on, i would definitely be reincarnated into a banana. And i would look like this:
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July 29th, 2003

       yeah, how depressing, i actually think that this shit would be comforting. i especially like the dress shirt. oh shit, it's like the japanese market stole my fantasies. and embedded them in a pillow for single women.
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